Spanking Cream


retro spank creamI saw the picture above and was put in mind of something. I don’t know what they are doing in this lovely retro shot – as she doesn’t have a thermometer, spank cream is a good a guess as any.

Spank cream might be one of those little women’s things us chaps don’t know about. One of the McCartney girls, not sure if it was Stella or the elder daughter, was asked about make-up and beauty tips. She talked about moisturising and said that she always kept a bottle of ‘spank cream’ on her bed side table. The woman interviewing her seemed to know what this was and didn’t ask. However, for the first time in my life was suddenly interested in cosmetics so I listened in. It transpires that they were talking about ‘cold cream.’ I don’t actually know what this is either if I am honest, but I know many girls use it, on their face I thought? However with the connection made I realised that this wasn’t the only time I heard cold cream referred to as ‘spank cream.’.

An Iranian Christian girl I shared a house with for about a month back in the 1980s made a similar reference. I had to ask didn’t I? She answered by way of a rueful smirk and just said it was something her sister and her used to call it.

There are many literary references to cold cream being applied to sooth the well-spanked bottoms of naughty girls. Sometimes this is done illicitly in stories. I have even heard it referenced in some movies where a spanking as been shown or at least hinted at. I am sure there is a story in it somewhere, anyone got some real experience?


9 Responses to “Spanking Cream”

  1. 1 Richard Greenberg


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  2. DJ, are you saying you DON’T rub some nice soothing cream on your girl’s behind after spanking her?
    You Meanie!


  3. I don’t think I’ll get ready for bed at night without thinking of “spank cream” anymore. *adding one more thing to nightstand*

  4. 4 MrJ

    What a subtle hint this young lady gave, not only concerning herself but also to her sister.
    Sleep well, scarlet! 😉

  5. 5 Enzo

    My tidbits of knowledge from real life:

    “Spank Cream” = Cold Cream.
    Cold Cream was used as a multipurpose beauty product, mainly as a makeup remover / facial cleaner, by women of an older generation to my knowledge.

    Cold Cream is meant to smooth and rejuvenate the skin, so it would make sense to use on the bottom after a spanking.

    However, I have also heard of “Spank Cream” as something applied that is supposed to “add” to the discomfort of a spanking. Fact or fiction, no idea.
    But it doesn’t seem to follow through if “spank cram” is merely cold cream; right?

    Perhaps it was used to sooth after a spanking after all and thus the connection with the nickname.

    As an aside, I do know of Desitin, diaper rash ointment, used as healing/treatment post adult spanking apparently in the good ol’ days (see my reference in this story: )

    which might be what’s being used in your picture above.


  6. 6 Kris

    The product Black Rose Spank and Soothe Cream is quite a bit of fun. One gel like “cream” which is a bit sticky intensifies the sting. The second cream cools the bottom nicely afterwards. Any lotion applied prespanking will give more sting but prevents bruising and “leather butt”.

  7. 7 DJ

    Lots of feedback on this – who would have guessed 😉

  8. 8 Kris

    Also arnica gel will heal bruising but applied directly after a spanking to prevent bruising creates quite an intense burning sensation. Applied beforehand increases sting quite a bit.

  1. 1 A Spot of Soothing Cream « Grumpy old fart!!!

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