Managing mischief


mischief managedYou know the problem, the holiday is over and everyone has overindulged. Maybe everyone is a bit more relaxed than usual and eyes have been taken off balls.

It is inevitable that she will play up and make a huge mistake; it goes with the territory.

To get things back on track you need to set a major example. We are talking a prolonged spanking followed by a good hard caning where the count is assessed in dozens not singletons.

To really make it take, a good long stint in the corner will usually do it and then there is time for hugs and pleasant afternoon.

You are with me so far.

However, picture this. What do you do if instead of one fall from grace, there are three and a lot of cheek to go with it?

For a start that is pretty much the whole day gone. Hers anyway; there is not a whole lot to see from the corner.

Incidentally this presents its own challenges as around 45 minutes into the second round of corner time she tends to rebel. You can’t ignore it however much you want to; need to, if you intend to do anything else with your day.

By the second time around her bottom is already quite sore and naturally you are beginning to get concerned. Can she even take that last dozen with the dragon cane on a bottom like that?

Full respect to her, incidentally, she is over her attitude problem and is meekly and submissively saying things like, “I deserve whatever you decide I need Sir.”

She is a good girl really.

But here is the thing. If you back off a bit now, it will come back to haunt you. You really can’t let anything slide. No matter how meek she appears now, she will count it against you in the long run.

So her bottom is really quite interesting now and she is at the end of her tether and definitely very sorry and you still haven’t dealt with the main event.

“Why oh why did you have to balls up three times?” You are really quite peeved. Do you like that word? Peeved, it makes one sound calm and only mildly irritated.

This is where you have to get really creative. Corner time while you watch TV, groundings, lines, confiscate her phone (cause of some of the problems); it is really quite a challenge when all you want to do is thrash the daylights out of her for really screwing herself over.

There are one or two other things that really do work, but they are perhaps best not mentioned in polite company.

It is a hard life. But always remember one thing; it is a damn site harder on her bottom.

10 Responses to “Managing mischief”

  1. 1 Mindy

    Sounds like you have your hands full, DJ! Is she developing a bionic bottom? 😉

  2. 2 paul1510

    not good news for that bottom, sounds like she won’t be sitting comfortably for some time.

  3. 3 George

    Mischief must be managed.
    Fair, effective, due, without too much indulgence.

    “I deserve whatever you decide I need Sir” is the only acceptable answer…

  4. There’s a great quote from Diane Ackerman that goes, “couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. They’re never a complete fit or misfit.”. Except I think in your case.

  5. I think that may have been left a bit ambiguous–not my intent! Of course I am suggesting that perhaps you fit her (and she you) rather nicely. Nothing worthwhile is easy.

  6. 6 DJ

    A bionic bottom is what is needed 😦

    And no she won’t be sitting for a while.

    Good point Scarlett – I’ll do a jigsaw puzzle – its easier.

    eh yes George 😉

  7. I would consider doing a jigsaw puzzle a punishment. Hate those things. I always want to throw the stupid little pieces across the room.

  8. I think the poor girl deserves some chocolate and a cuddle after all that.

    • 9 Mindy

      Yes, she sure needs some chocolate and cuddling after all that. Possibly lots of lotion too. 😉

  9. Well, she might have it.
    Only after having showed her own sweetness!

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