No pleasing some people; but then sometimes that is the point isn’t it?


spanking sapphoSomeone recently said, “You know you could be one of the best spanking writers in the spankosphere.”

Hey back up a minute. Okay not being one to blow one’s own trumpet or necessarily get too carried away, but ‘could be’ and ‘one of,’ isn’t that like coming second in a two horse race?

“No I don’t mean it like that,” she says, “I mean well… you write far too much F/F.”

The thing is, this comment came at the same time as another asking “why don’t you write as much F/F as you used to?”

The cop out answer, but perhaps an apt one is: when it comes to spanking, you are not always supposed to like it.

This immediately put one in mind of a brief but fun anecdote.

Two followers of Sappho also shared a spanking relationship. Although they occasionally switched, the elder of the two at 28 usually soundly spanked her 26-year-old partner for genuine transgression and by their own account they were not always discreet. In fact to add to the deterrent, the 26-year-old was often spanked in semi-public so that very few of their friends were in the dark about their relationship.

Then one day the 26-year-old did something spectacularly awful. Let us say it was washing a good silk white dress in with the reds (the real crime is forgotten but you take the point.)

“Why did you do that?” The upset 28-year-old asked.

“You have been ignoring me,” the 26-year-old replies (there might have been some pouting), “you haven’t spanked me in ages.”

Whereupon the 28-year-old decides to make amends by giving her friend a spanking she wouldn’t soon forget. After some time the younger begins to regret her recklessness but before she can adequately explain, this male voice is heard to say, “Hey, are you okay? What’s going on?”

There is a guy up a ladder installing the next door’s Sky TV dish looking most perplexed at the two women’s antics.

The younger woman is mortified and panicked somewhat so she cries, “I don’t like this.”

“You are not supposed to like it,” the older woman replies as she resumes the spanking.

Who knows if this story is true but we like it don’t we? It illustrates many points for us. Spanking while necessary, is not always fun and not always dished up the way we want it. Also undeniably, girls do sometimes spank girls.

Oh and always close your windows and curtains first… unless you want to make a point.

10 Responses to “No pleasing some people; but then sometimes that is the point isn’t it?”

  1. You “could be” one of the best spanking writers on the internet, DJ? I guess that’s right, there is no pleasing everyone. The F/M fans want F/M, the M/F fans want M/F. *sigh*. For the information of all, there is no “could be” about it–DJB is one of our best, period. You have to look at the whole body of work. There is plenty there to fit your orientation.

    • 2 DJ

      Thanks Rollin,

      you are right (there is no pleasing everyone)

      the post was slightly tongue cheek by way of an amused observation rather than a fishing trip.

      all of this is subjective as you say – perhaps a great writer who does not pursue your interests is less useful than a good writer who does.

      DJ 😉

  2. 3 paul1510

    you are certainly in the top ten, where depends on what you have just written, and how I am feeling. 😉
    Great picture. 😀

    • 4 DJ

      thanks Paul

      I was just being mischevious with the word play and hanging an annecdote on it


  3. DJ, I am surprised that you did not spank the girl making suggestions – not that her suggestions were wrong (you understand) but just knowing your approach to dealing with girls.

    Sometimes we don’t get what we want or what we expect but that is the game, isn’t it?

  4. 6 Ehlane

    Well, I don’t enjoy reading about very severe canings and birchings, no matter how well written the scenes are. But I still find great pleasure in reading your work – when having worked myself through the parts I don’t like, the goodies I do like feel more well-deserved. Just like in real life I guess. Keep up the good work!

  5. 7 Tiptopper

    People who have any type of unusual or kinky sexual preferences often complain that vanilla people are not accepting of their fetish but ironically those same people are often even less accepting of people who have a similar fetish but one that is not EXACTLY the same as theirs. For example, people who are into spanking but think that anything other than their particular preferences such as gender, age, relationship, etc. is horrible and should be outlawed. Silly, isn’t it?

    • Tiptopper, you are so right and the same goes for religion, politics, and race. There are some things that I don’t understand, but I try to have a ‘to each their own’ attitude about them. Torture and rape/captive to me crosses the line and I don’t care to understand them, but the rest of it all…well, hey…Anything goes!

  6. D.J., you could be a really great spanking writer if only it weren’t for all that M/f stuff you write.
    Frankly, I would say that you are the best spanking writer, although you have a tendency to get a little wordy for my taste and I do prefer the F/f discipline scenario. The historic research should win a Nobel prize. (I’m not being a yes man by saying this, your blog should have won the big prize as Chross’s Guide has grown mundane over the year.

    • 10 DJ

      Well thanks for all your amusing and tongue in cheek comments today.

      Awards are so subjective and Chross is v good at what he does – I don’t think Mundane is fair – it is hard to keep being ever better – that I do know – especially when you are Chross and already at the top of your game.

      DJ 😉

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